Gather 'round, kids, for a story about School Bus R039 and its most epic trip yet! This wasn't just any ordinary school day. Oh no, this was the day of the Great Banana Feast. It all started when Mrs. Smith, our groovy principal, decided to honor National Yellow Delight Day with a delicious banana bash!

• Our trusty ride
• was decorated
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Golden Bars on Board R039!

Heads Up crew! There are some golden bars displayed at board R039. {They appearseem to suggest a malfunction. Please stay clear of contacting the bars pending further. Document this occurrence to the command center.

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The Great Banana Bar Caper of R039

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• Theories run rampant, claiming…

Snack Shack Showdown: School Bus R039 Mystery Solved

Remember that suspenseful incident with school bus R039 last week? The one where all the kids went missing/disappeared/vanished during a routine trip to the supermarket/library/zoo and only returned with a pile of bananas/strange glowing berries/half-eaten sandwiches? Well, mystery solved! It turns out it was all just a coordinated alien abduction. Turns out, the driver had hidden a stash of delicious/weird/outrageous banana snacks in the bus and the kids got carried away/fell asleep/entered a trance, only to wake up back at school with a craving for more. The culprit? It was a mischievous squirrel.

• Bonus fact: There's a new banana-flavored lunch option on the menu now.

The R039 and the Great Banana Bar Caper

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